The Essence of a Woman

Friday, March 10, 2006 My son, the metrosexual......

My son, he is a metosexual.

Fist, let me say, he is also, all boy. he loved playing in the dirt, roughhousing, and heloves anything with a motor, i.e. cars, airplanes, motorcylces, boats. He freaks out over this stuff. But at the same time, he has to be dressed to impress, and he is only 2. He has to have to look good, and he will fight me on what he wants to wear. He plays with babydolls. BTW, not a big deal to me. But I go into the girls room and he was on JR's top bunk, and he was playing with his cars, He said to me, Mommy, the babies are sleeping in "Princess Tinkerbell's" bed. I look down and he three baby dolls in her bed all covered up. He is such a sweetie. However, I think his favorite color is pink. He wants his sister's pink blanket all the time and fought with his sister on her strawberry Shotcake placemat. Then there are the clothes he has put on. Evidence below.

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The Talk with JR.....

I picked JR up from ballet, and as we were at the last she asked me why "Dickhead" doesn't go to Grandma's house anymore, he is my moms ex-dickhead. I told her that they broke up.

Like Mimi (my sis) and Uncle C?

Yes, darling.

Well you and daddy break up?

No baby, me and daddy are married, we will not break up.

So our conversation was about me Big Daddy getting married. Then she asks me, how did me, sissy and bother get in you belly?

Well baby, Daddy and I love each other very much, so we decided we want to have a baby and we made you.

Then she asks me how we made her.....

UH, honey let me think about it and I will get back to you on it. I still thinking about what to tell her......I don't want to lie but don't want to give her to much info if you KWIM.

She is so cute though, her new saying is.."Don't you know?" I will ask her to do something or get something and if she did it already or know where it is or has it who will say it and then "Don't you know?" Such a smarty pants.

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I had a job interveiw yesterday. It was for a bank, actually th one I belong to as a Call Center Account Representitive. It was a long four hour process. I had to go through 4 diffrent tests. The firt test was a simulated call center. And you had to answer questions (multiple choice) during the call and navigate the screen and input information. I thought I did decent on it. And she asked me how I thought I did, and I told her I thought I did well, I know I messed up a couple of areas, but I know my mistakes. So she looked at my scores. I see a 99 for computer skills and then these 30's 50s and 70s. I think to myself, GREAT!! This isn't good. She said, Wow, you did excellent. I did? She told me that the passing scores are like 7, 8, 3, etc, and here I was in the 30s, 50s and 70s. My next test was Math, Alike or not alike speed accuracy and the questionaire on ethics. When she meet me and lead me out she told me that I did exceptionally well on all my tests. After speaking with me and getting the Call Center manager I over heard her tell the manager that I got 90s on the other tests. They told me that I would be hearing from them in 2-3 days about the positions. They had to have othe people look at it, run a credit check, and check my refrences. Wouldn't you know they called me this morning. I was sleepign because I worked last night and I called back around 130. She had called me twice. She said "I have been calling you all morning." I apologized and explained I had woked last night and I was sleeping. Well, she made me a job offer and I accpeted and I am to start on March 27th!! I am excited. They have excellent benifits and after six months I can tansfer positions. So I can move closer to my house. WOOHOO!! I am excited.

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