Name::The Phenomenal Woman From::Stafford, Virginia, United States
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006
What not to do when you are....
PMSing. I start PMSing 2 weeks before aunt Flo comes. I suffer from horrible PMS. But anyways....
What not to do when you are PMSing....
Buy girlscout cookies....They will be the death of you. Them damn little bitches hanging out in front of Walmart asking you if you want some cookies.
Talk to any customer service agent, especially those that are outsoured an not from this country. You will find yourself talking to people you can not understand and being passed around like a cheap whore...not a good thing. Lucky for them I was on hold for so long after the fourth person I talked to, because they were about to be cussed out.
Go grocery shopping, you will feed your chocolate cravings. Eddy's Dibs...they are a bad bad thing.
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Note to self...buy my sis a camera phone. My sis was at school last night and she saw a guy who wore the most horrendous pants..basically they way she described them was, the back part of the pant were ripped all the way down, basically she saw were dudes boxer shorts ended, and the only thing holding the jeans together was the sting down the crack of his ass, you know what holds the panels together. Yeah, Fug Thursday Hall of Fame? I know people want to make a fashion statement, or some kind of statement, but you think that is a bit much?
Posted by The Phenomenal Woman ::
9:57 PM ::
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